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17. Music 🎶. Food. Pandas 🐼. Sloths. Batman👌. Anything Weird.

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: antivanitas, via xbcmx)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via mary-batman)

todallison:

so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers

(via jadethecorupterofminds)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via thedamndoortohell)